Crap I filter out from the onset

If you want me to automatically ignore your email, do any of the following:

Ask me about my penis. My throbbing unspeakable manhood is not your business.
Use Oprah's name in vain.
Use these domains:
btamail.net.cn, jsuati, ew01, angelfire, tripod, geocities, netzero, netscape, sky039
Use a domain name containing the following in any form: mail, offer, bargain, deal, saving, boost, marketing, sex
Send me mail that is not in one of these languages: English, French, German, Spanish, or Pig Latin
Send me mail from any of these countries:

Argentina
Korea
Taiwan
Brazil
Russia
Thailand
China
Greece
The Phillipines
Put any of the following words in your mail:(note, this includes people trying to be sneaky and spell it with punctuation.)

amazing debt
bulk
enlargement
million
rape
teen
winner
viagra
prescription
shocking
cunt
teen
Symantec
adult penis
Oprah
incest
inkjet
pussy
{random gibberish}