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    Demotivational Coaching

    By jim On 1 March 2008 · 1 Comment · In business

    Taking the motivational page from Glengarry, Glen Ross (link goes to Alec Baldwin’s best role) one further?

    • First prize: Cadillac El Dorado.
    • Second prize: a set of steak knives.
    • Third prize: you’re water boarded.

    Yet, strangely, this made Fake Steve visiting the used car dealer even better. 

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    1. tedder says:
      1 March 2008 at 18:58

      Talk about drinking the corporate koolaid..

      “Coffee’s for closers only!”

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