This apparently dates back to 2003, but was amusing...
The Hokey Pokey,as it would have been sung in its native Klingon written by Shakespeare (author: Jeff Brechlin)
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.Commence thou then the fervid Hokey Poke, A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from heavens yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go girl.The Hoke, the poke - banish now thy doubt Verily, I say: 'tis what it's all about.
(Yay, more snow!)

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