Jim Carson

susan dennis wrote on (April 13, 2004 9:53 AM)

ohmygod... this is cracking me up... so true so very true.

Debbie wrote on (April 13, 2004 3:18 PM)

Dude, that's hilarious and all too true.

Hans wrote on (April 14, 2004 8:26 AM)

After 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' I forever hear Keanu Reeves preface each line with 'dude'.

For example, from 'The Matrix':

Neo: "Dude, what are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?"

Or:

Morpheus: "How did I beat you?"
Neo: "Dude, you're too fast."

Cheers Dude,

:')

- Hans

carson wrote on (April 15, 2004 5:45 PM)

Or for fans of The Apprentice: Dude, You're Fired!

Jill wrote on (April 16, 2004 8:52 AM)

Hmmmm... trying to figure out which sounds more idiotic:

"I need those reports by lunchtime, yo."
"Dude, I need those reports by lunchtime."

Sad thing is, I'm guilty of both offenses.
[ducking for cover] :-)

carson wrote on (April 21, 2004 9:59 AM)

I think the ", yo" suffix is probably a little less intelligent than the "Dude, " prefix. I shudder to think what happens when the streams cross. Using Hans' example:

Morpheus: "How did I beat you?"
Neo: "Dude, you're too fast, yo."
Morpheus: thinking to self, "there was no purple pill" (kaboom)

Kevin wrote on (May 8, 2005 8:21 PM)

Dude, the comedian is Demetri Martin; and dude, those arnt isotopes they're kidney stones

Sam wrote on (May 24, 2005 9:24 PM)

the comedian that said "Dude, They're Isotopes" was Demetri Martin