A rite of passage of blogging is to write an entry on the quirky keywords people used to get to one's site. So, from most common to least, skipping over ones I can't write a silly comment about, here goes...
137gb work around -- (link) this is a Windows XP/2000 limitation that's fixed by applying a DLL patch and tweaking a registry entry. I don't quite understand why they just don't put this in the next service pack, especially as cheap as >130GB hard disks are lately.
donotcall.gov -- (link) Google is as puzzled as I am why someone would type a web address into a search engine, but as the self-appointed donotcall.gov administrator, it's imperative that everyone sends me $20 and lots of personal information.
picture of prison -- (link) clearly people are interested in seeing what my former cube looked like. Natural lighting was rationed only to the software engineers. (If my adjacent coworkers -- Ted, Johnzo, and Alan weren't so cool, I would have gone postal aeons ago.)
baby carpenter ants -- (link) awwwwww... aren't they cute? (Answer: only when dead.)
throbbing unspeakable debt -- no comment.
sexy legs crossing
-- This references my story of R.S.V.P. bike ride this year, where I commented that there were a lot of sexy biker legs (mine included :-).
137gb work around -- (link) this is a Windows XP/2000 limitation that's fixed by applying a DLL patch and tweaking a registry entry. I don't quite understand why they just don't put this in the next service pack, especially as cheap as >130GB hard disks are lately.
donotcall.gov -- (link) Google is as puzzled as I am why someone would type a web address into a search engine, but as the self-appointed donotcall.gov administrator, it's imperative that everyone sends me $20 and lots of personal information.
picture of prison -- (link) clearly people are interested in seeing what my former cube looked like. Natural lighting was rationed only to the software engineers. (If my adjacent coworkers -- Ted, Johnzo, and Alan weren't so cool, I would have gone postal aeons ago.)
baby carpenter ants -- (link) awwwwww... aren't they cute? (Answer: only when dead.)
throbbing unspeakable debt -- no comment.
sexy legs crossing
-- This references my story of R.S.V.P. bike ride this year, where I commented that there were a lot of sexy biker legs (mine included :-).

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