Donotcall.gov Redux

Since my original, little piece on donotcall.gov, quite a few people have written about opting out. You may send $20 and the form below to:

Opt Out List
c/o jimcarson.com
4358 243rd Ave SE, Suite 500
Issaquah, WA 98029

For each member of your household, please include the following information:
	Full name
	Address
	Telephone number
	Age
	Height
	Weight
	Date of birth, place of birth
	Mother’s maiden name
	Email address
	Social security number
Optional: (for demographic use)
	Marital status
	Sexual proclivity1
	Religious preference2
	Previous military experience
	Highest level of education attained
	Annual gross income 3
	Occupation
	Preferred Occupation4
	Hobbies
	Number of pets and/or children5
	Race
	Favorite food
	Least favorite food
	Eye color
	Hair color
	Interesting tattoos or piercings? 6
	Favorite color
	How many teeth do you have?
	Shoe size
	Belly button type7
	Square root of two

(1) We are open-minded.
(2) Whether or not you actually attend
(3) Not the amount you actually report to the IRS
(4) If income wasn’t a factor. Be creative.
(5) Type? Breed? Age?
(6) Please be very specific.
(7) Innie or outie

(This is obviously intended as a work of fiction.)