I've observed the following:
I'd be interested in other folks' observations and experiences.
Here's the scorecard:
| Company | What did I want? | Result | Note | Verdict |
| Amazon.com (uber-retailer) |
Gift sent was not received | No hassle -- they verified the address with the recipient and took care of it. | :-D |
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| Colorado
Cyclist (bicycling products) |
Will their customized wheels work with my 7-speed bicycle? | Inquired twice. Have never received a response. | >:-(
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| Cannondale (bicycles) | Will they build bike with custom components? | Three weeks later I received a terse letter saying no customization was available, suggested trying to work it out with a dealer. | (*) | :-|
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| Dell Computer (pc mfg) |
Laptop touchpad failing | Promised to send replacement hardware. Some disconnect when they hadn't sent it, but situation corrected.. | (*) | :-)
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| Dotster.com (domain registrant) |
Unable to register domain. | Eventually answered questions, but after I got impatient and asked pair.com | (*) | :-|
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| eBay (auction site) |
"power seller" didn't deliver, wouldn't answer mail, and his building negative feedback was violating the power seller TOS | Personalized concatenation of blurbs essentially telling me I was SOL, work it out with the seller. Emphasized they're just a venue, yatta yatta. | (*) | :-| |
| Microsoft | Deterministic installation errors | Took 2 days to answer, but the answer was correct. | :-) |
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| Pair.com (web hosting provider) |
Unable to register domain. | Within a day, responded with correct information about ICANN restricting two-letter .org domain names. | :-D
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| PCC | Directions to the marshmallows. | Stopped what she was doing, led me to the marshmallows (I wouldn't have found them), and made a personal recommendation. Asked if there was anything else I needed. | :-D |
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| Rackshack.net (web hosting provider) |
Question on product offering. | Has never answered. | >:-(
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| Trek (bicycles) |
Catalog request; reported bug on web site | Catalog arrived one week later. Short email from web admin thanking me for reporting the bug. | :-)
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| Tacoma Wheelmen Bicycle Club | They contacted me when I registered twice for the same ride. | Returned my original check. | :-D
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| Wall Street Journal | Subscription problem. | It was really easy to reach and the person took care of the problem as promised. | :-) |
Notes:
Cannondale also wouldn't send me a catalog (saying all the info is online). However, the response was personal.
Dell: Ticket submission involves running a system profiler which suggests it's going to provide better diagnosis. What you get is a form email offering suggestion for "likely" things based on keyword matches. If those don't work, you hit reply again and it goes to the tech support queue. As far as I can tell, the techs ignore all of the system profile information. Their responses usually include the litany of time consuming options that defy common sense. Promised to send hardware, hasn't done so yet. Technicians overuse blurbs.
Dotster throws up incredible barriers. I'm still not sure how I actually submitted a trouble ticket. The technician was terse, but eventually solved the problem.
Contacting a human at eBay is only slightly easier than Dotster. Reponse times are about a week. The problem I have with their venue defense is they're also the primary payment method (e.g., Paypal) which, surprise, defaults to checking account. You can get totally fracked.

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