Came across a "D&D" (Dungeons & Dragons, a trademark of Hasbro) statistics generator in someone's signature, http://blanchard.virtualave.net/war/dndstats.html .
My D&D stats:
Now all I need are the +3 ring of Hill Climbing and the Elvish Cloak of Rain and Sunburn Avoidance.
| Str: | 9 | Strength is based primarily on how much one can bench press. |
| Int: | 13 | Intelligence is heavily skewed toward the middle, probably the range for human characters. (warning! geek alert!) I don't think I get a bonus for multiple masters degrees or bagging a PhD program and becoming a productive member of society :-p |
| Wis: | 17 | Wisdom seems too high for my age. |
| Dex: | 18 | Dexterity seems too high. I totally suck at team sports such as basketball or baseball. I'm not bad at soccer or badminton, but good luck finding those in an American high school. (My high school's idea of team sports was to toss out a bunch of basketballs and let people play. What sucked was some of us weren't from Texas and didn't have innate knowledge of the rules. Oh, sure, I was prepared for bullfighting (from Arizona), but not basketball....) |
| Con: | 14 | Constitution is interesting, basically how much pain a character can withstand before succumbing to physical trauma. I get a little bonus for being able to do long distance events, but I lose points on my inability to hold my alcohol. (I don't normally drink.) |
| Chr: | 15 | Charisma is somewhat generous. Again, I think it must be the human race class bonus. I have no idea how attractive I am to the opposite or same sex. (I'd like to think either aren't that bad) |
Now all I need are the +3 ring of Hill Climbing and the Elvish Cloak of Rain and Sunburn Avoidance.

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